Animals In All Forms (Open)
Feb 1, 2020 22:58:21 GMT -5
Post by Ronno on Feb 1, 2020 22:58:21 GMT -5
Oh boy! There’s nothing with a pet! Besides, a firestick’s a torch. What you’re is describing is a gun. And it’s obvious Moana here doesn’t have either. Just use your nose!
Ronno flattened his ears. “Of course, a pet would think that. And you can’t smell a firestick, stupid.” he snapped at the dog.
I mean, I never said I was a bear. I’m a shapeshifting demigod. I could be any animal I wanted to.
Well, Ronno did not like that bit, especially since Maui was so much heavier than him. Still, Maui didn’t return the challenge and that was a good sign— surely it meant Maui was too scared to accept the challenge, hah! Ronno scoffed, “So? Again, that’s no different than the rest of these Men pretending to be animals,” he smugly told Maui, completely oblivious of the fact that Maui’s shapeshifting was decidedly better than the best costume.
Of course, Maui’s delight in eating meat— that was enough to silence the frightened deer.
“Oh, no, I’m no pet,” he said, shaking in fear as he backed away from the deer using his feet and the palms of his hands. “I just live differently. And I believe her when she said she doesn’t have a firestick, or a gun, or whatever. She doesn’t have one on her.”
Especially given the unpleasant reveal Maui’s dangerous carnivorous tendencies, it was rather satisfying to see this bear back away in fear. “Just live differently,” repeated Ronno in the same mocking tone he used when Gobo had thought Man was his friend. Just look at how that turned out. “Sure, if that’s what you want to call it, pet.”
I am the daughter of the Chief, I don't lie about such things
Ronno’s hackles bristled in frustration. “Oh, and of course your lineage mean that you never lie, right, Princess?” Hopefully he managed to mask his true feelings of bitter envy: even this human got to be royalty, while he didn’t!
Fire-stick aside, I promise you I mean you no harm
Ronno snorted. “For what’s it worth, I guess,” he shrugged.
I don’t talk about my parents. I have no parents. I have no brothers, and no sisters. It’s just me
Ronno smirked: an orphan! Hah, just like Bambi! (Granted, Ronno himself had lost his sire before he was born— but he had his dame! That made Bambi more of an orphan than him, and Maui even worse— at least, in Ronno’s mind it did).
No brothers, no sisters, you know, that sounds pretty lonely if you ask me
Ronno whirled and stared at the interloper, Some kind of Artiodactyl, looked like a Pecora, the same suborder he was in— but that was as fair as he could get. (Never had he seen or scented a sheep before— the Game Warden’s farm kept a few milk cows, chickens, donkeys and horses, nothing else). Ronno stared at the she-creature: looked like she was one of those weirdos who liked to wear clothes like a Men. “Really? You’re rather large to have not been a singleton,” replied Ronno. (For both fawns and lambs who are born without twins or triplets tend to be larger).
And I'm, well, still getting to grips with this place
“Well, let us know when you figure it out,” replied Ronno drily, turning back to the Moana as she tried to explain the situation to the newcomer.