And you look like seafood[Open]
Nov 10, 2017 12:02:18 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2017 12:02:18 GMT -5
Well, it was getting that time of the day--lunch time. Tamatoa loved lunch time for obvious reasons, and his jaws salivated at the thought of a nice sized shark or a school of fish that he could munch on. Back in Lalotai, he had a wide variety of seafood to choose from, usually falling from the skylight in his cave to his large maw. The coconut crab had attempted to attract a whale once, but his imitation of their mating call got nothing but angry monster neighbors. And now, there were neither monsters nor seafood items to choose from.
His antenna had smelled a large menu of human food, but they didn't cater that much food to crabs of his size--even buffet owners turned him away with a dismissive shoo. The more time he went without so much as a nibble, the more Tamatoa wondered why he was being so civil with the humans today. He eventually came to a small crowd passing from one building to another, and he snapped when they stopped to take pictures of him. Ironic, since he normally enjoyed fans as much as the next crab.
"Alright, that is IT! I tried to be Mr.Nice Crab, I really did--but apparently guy can't get any grub the nice way." His claw shot out at a random individual in the crowd, who belatedly moved to grab something to keep him there. The crab grinned a toothy grin at the tourist when he brought him up to eye level. "A few of you should satisfy me, right? A little scrawny and small for my tastes, but it'll work." The crowd gasped loudly as he opened his mouth wide, dripping tongue hanging out. "Try not to kick going down, man, ya feel me? I have a very sensitive uvula."
The claw slowly lowered his claw...
His antenna had smelled a large menu of human food, but they didn't cater that much food to crabs of his size--even buffet owners turned him away with a dismissive shoo. The more time he went without so much as a nibble, the more Tamatoa wondered why he was being so civil with the humans today. He eventually came to a small crowd passing from one building to another, and he snapped when they stopped to take pictures of him. Ironic, since he normally enjoyed fans as much as the next crab.
"Alright, that is IT! I tried to be Mr.Nice Crab, I really did--but apparently guy can't get any grub the nice way." His claw shot out at a random individual in the crowd, who belatedly moved to grab something to keep him there. The crab grinned a toothy grin at the tourist when he brought him up to eye level. "A few of you should satisfy me, right? A little scrawny and small for my tastes, but it'll work." The crowd gasped loudly as he opened his mouth wide, dripping tongue hanging out. "Try not to kick going down, man, ya feel me? I have a very sensitive uvula."
The claw slowly lowered his claw...